Briz-dizzle! (brizybdarling) wrote in wesitonelves,

Brizy: *enters meekly and looks around the room before throwing herself to the floor in a heap of emotional despair* Whhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyy?
Amadeus: *pokes head up from inside tub* Hello?
Brizy: Oh! My Ammy! I've left you here for sooooo loooong!!!
Amadeus: Mommmmyyyy! *jumps into Brizy's arms*
Brizy: I'm not your mommy but it's wonderful to see you again. You must be so stinky from me being gone so long.
Amadeus: Actually I've been-
Brizy: So stinky!
Amadeus: We do-
Brizy: Stinky!
Amadeus: Err, right.
Brizy: *looks around* Where is your brother?
Amadeus: I... think he's hiding?
Brizy: Why would he be hiding?
Amadeus: Well, he hasn't been thrown into a tub full of other naked -male- elves in a long time and I think he's gotten rather used to the idea.
Brizy: Oh nose! This will never do!
Amadeus: Well, what are you going to do about it?
Brizy: Well, first step is to get him into the tub. Now whether other elves show up or not is going to depend on their owners.
Amadeus: But he's hiding...
Brizy: Shhhh! I need to concetrate. *moves around the room quietly.... and POUNCES*
Felix: Ack!
Brizy: Wooo!
Felix: How did you find me?
Brizy: An owner knows! Now into the tub!
Felix: Nooo...
Amadeus: Yay!
Brizy: Le Toss. *teh splash* Now to see if any other elves come!
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Rinoakku: :O!!!! Naked elves?! *grabs Haldir and shoves him into a tub* hehehe

Haldir: Nuuuuuu *tries to get out but Rinoakku jumps into the tub and holds him in by sitting on him.*

Rinoakku: ^__^
Amadeus: Squee! Naked elvsies! I will splash them all! *splashes them all*
Brizy: Yey! Time for shampoo!
Felix: *whine*
Kate: *sneaks in, looking so ashamed* I've left you for so long, Jarak...
Jarak: It's fine, really, it is. No worries.

Kate: NO IT ISNT, you must be feeling so sad, and lonely...

Jarak: Nope. Not lonely. There are other elves around. They keep me occupied-

Kate:but so many tuesdays..

Jarak:-and thoroughly bathed. *raise eyebrow*

Kate: Huh?

Jarak: *looks like cock-of-the-walk*

Kate: O_o That's it. Into the tub, young man. Amadeus, you are going to explain EVERYTHING to me. NOW.
*shakes head* what drunken revels have we here....
Amadeus: I make sure to keep him squeaky clean!
Felix: Ugh. And I've had to watch.
Brizy: You know you liked it.
Felix: Ugh! They're male. And he's my brother!
Brizy: You naughty elf!
Kate: *brings in monty python quotes* Now when's the spankings?
Jarak:*slumps in the water* I'd really rather be bathed, actually.
Amadeus: *scoots closer* I'd be happy to do either...
Brizy: *whacks Amadeus with spongue* Now now, dear, we're going to keep it pg-13 here.
Amadeus: *pouts*
Felix: *sigh of relief*
Kate: Aw, darn it. *pouts with Amadeus*
Jarak: *dunks head underwater and starts shampooing*
Dee: Elladan! Cripes, I've been so busy with the show, I've forgotten you. Come on, let's get you bathed.

Elladan: Shocking though it may sound, I can, in fact, bathe myself.

Dee: Yes, but then where's my fun? And everyone else's fun?

Elladan: Horrors. You shall have to amuse yourself.

Dee: Get in the bath, or I will strangle you with your small intestine.


Elladan: Yes ma'am.